In case you missed it, “the NFL prohibits any unpermitted descriptions or accounts of the game”. I take back anything good I had to say. #SuperBowl

That Mini commercial totally makes me want to cram it in the boot.

Black Eyed Peas’ Apl.de.ap is blind?! That explains HIS haircut. What’s the other guys excuse? #Superbowl #Halftime

Android with frankenthumbs. Good one Sony. (Now, good luck selling it.)

Gung hay fat choy!

An early Spring! Thanks Phil! Now I’m going to apprehensively book my flight to Kansas, Misery knowing that you’re only right 39% of the time.

I hereby predict that Punxsutawney Phil will refuse to come out of his hole because it’s too damn cold in Pennsylvania.

My daughter just told me that when she gets her drivers license she wants to take me out for my 49th birthday.

I don’t know if I should cry because she’s so sweet, or because my 6YO obviously expects a car for her 16th birthday.

Reflection is an opportunity to look inward, not backward. #Fischism

Of all the valuable things in life to lose, money is the easiest to replace. #Fischism